Fix What?
Fix You!.. This website is a humorous/absolutely serious advice blog. We are taking your problems and making them no more! Awesome right? We think so. So ask anything, don't be shy. WE FIX IT ALL! So try us... I dare yah.
Who Are We?
Minerva Masenfer and Stella Deloaney are our names and fixin' you is our game. We enjoy long walks on the beach and romantic dinners.. but not together. We straight, yo. Not that we have anything against those that swing the other way but that's just not our chosen lifestyle.
So why are we qualified you ask...
Well, between the two of us wisdom is bustin' out the seams and we'd like to share. It's the least we can do.
So where does this wisdom come from you ask...
Well in Minervas' case Papa Masenfer and Mama Masenfer read the dictionary everyday to mini Minerva. Yes, the whole thing (fast readers). By the mere age of four she knew every word in the English language. She currently wants to use those words to help fix your problems.
In Stella's case wisdom did not come from a book. It came from a waggly tailed dog named Phillip. You see Phillip was the beloved Deloaney family pet. One day Phillip died of over sized left nostril syndrome. That same day Stella found her wisdom. Coincidence? I think not.
So why are we qualified you ask...
Well, between the two of us wisdom is bustin' out the seams and we'd like to share. It's the least we can do.
So where does this wisdom come from you ask...
Well in Minervas' case Papa Masenfer and Mama Masenfer read the dictionary everyday to mini Minerva. Yes, the whole thing (fast readers). By the mere age of four she knew every word in the English language. She currently wants to use those words to help fix your problems.
In Stella's case wisdom did not come from a book. It came from a waggly tailed dog named Phillip. You see Phillip was the beloved Deloaney family pet. One day Phillip died of over sized left nostril syndrome. That same day Stella found her wisdom. Coincidence? I think not.
This Wonderful Site Includes...
The Repair Shop= This is where we fix your problems
includes Tools = Daily tidbits of random, but highly valuable, advice
The Tool Shed= an archive of all Tools ever published, ever.
Fixin' the World= Minerva and Stella fixin' recent problems in the news.
Get Fixed! = Contact us and send us your problems to Fix!
